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公司征集一段代码印制在 T 恤上,过来取经了, 送键盘

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  •   Umenezumi · 2021-03-19 11:15:20 +08:00 · 15198 次点击
    这是一个创建于 1346 天前的主题,其中的信息可能已经有所发展或是发生改变。

    要求:

    • 立意清晰,表达合理
    • 凸显创意,写法高级
    • 正面代码长度简短,背面代码内容优美

    中了抽 1 楼,送出 cherry 机械键盘一把(公司的奖品)

    我司是一家游戏公司,slogan:Make The World Happy !

    第 1 条附言  ·  2021-03-19 16:58:23 +08:00
    将会在北京时间 22 日 18:00,将楼主认为有趣的候选项上报,如果哪个候选项被公司选中,楼主会在此公开并取得联系发放奖品
    第 2 条附言  ·  2021-03-21 21:42:14 +08:00
    十分感谢大家的关注!(鞠躬)
    263 条回复    2021-03-20 22:27:33 +08:00
    1  2  3  
    xingshu1990
        1
    xingshu1990  
       2021-03-19 11:25:43 +08:00   ❤️ 3
    Hello World
    ???
    MrTangKe
        2
    MrTangKe  
       2021-03-19 11:28:19 +08:00
    import *** 你们公司项目路径
    HuLiY
        3
    HuLiY  
       2021-03-19 11:28:25 +08:00 via Android   ❤️ 8
    rm -rf / 一定要黑 t 绿底加粗红字
    fish267
        4
    fish267  
       2021-03-19 11:29:36 +08:00
    我写一下我的目标:

    Coding to Change the World for Better !
    redtea
        5
    redtea  
       2021-03-19 11:30:15 +08:00 via iPhone   ❤️ 6
    i = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 );
    proxychains
        6
    proxychains  
       2021-03-19 11:30:38 +08:00 via Android   ❤️ 5
    talk is cheap, show me the code
    0 error,0 warning
    pushback
        7
    pushback  
       2021-03-19 11:31:36 +08:00   ❤️ 2
    games.add(you);
    just1
        8
    just1  
       2021-03-19 11:32:19 +08:00
    >>> from abc import ABC
    >>> ABC()
    Make The World Happy !

    abc 是公司名,ABC 也是公司名
    dapang1221
        9
    dapang1221  
       2021-03-19 11:32:32 +08:00   ❤️ 54
    public List<IssueStatistics> getIssueStatistics() {
    return issueStatistics == null ? null : issueStatistics;
    }

    联动隔壁帖子,我觉得很好
    iold
        10
    iold  
       2021-03-19 11:33:45 +08:00 via iPhone
    ! 996
    Umenezumi
        11
    Umenezumi  
    OP
       2021-03-19 11:33:56 +08:00
    @dapang1221 #9 梦幻联动,感觉提上去会被狂 K
    TomatoYuyuko
        12
    TomatoYuyuko  
       2021-03-19 11:35:05 +08:00   ❤️ 12
    </head>
    <body>
    </body>
    我一度想做个这样的纹身
    LIncoln666
        13
    LIncoln666  
       2021-03-19 11:37:41 +08:00
    @TomatoYuyuko 这个真不错,就是印在衣服不知道好不好看。
    tyx1703
        14
    tyx1703  
       2021-03-19 11:37:52 +08:00   ❤️ 1
    #include <stdio.h>

    int mian() {
    printf("Make A̶m̶e̶r̶i̶c̶aGame Great Again");
    return o;
    }
    limuyan44
        15
    limuyan44  
       2021-03-19 11:39:49 +08:00
    echo Make The World Happy !
    Umenezumi
        16
    Umenezumi  
    OP
       2021-03-19 11:40:09 +08:00
    @TomatoYuyuko #12 不错,印在衣领上感觉效果会很好
    SomeoneElseChild
        17
    SomeoneElseChild  
       2021-03-19 11:40:43 +08:00   ❤️ 2
    Public clss 公司名 extend Happy{
    onCreate(){
    Make The World Happy !

    }
    }
    HolmesYe123
        18
    HolmesYe123  
       2021-03-19 11:43:50 +08:00
    if(play game){
    println("make the world happly!")
    }
    XGF
        19
    XGF  
       2021-03-19 11:47:52 +08:00
    #include <iostream>
    int main() { int A=43,B=A/2,
    C=B/2,x,y,i=B,j=-C;for(y=0;y<B;
    j=(++y)-(C+C/8)) {for(x=0; x<A;i=
    abs((++x)-B)+j){std::cout<<((i*i
    /2+j*j<(C*C*2)/3)?"*":" ");}
    std::cout<<std::endl
    ;}return
    0;}
    dishonest
        20
    dishonest  
       2021-03-19 12:03:17 +08:00
    ');DROP DATABASE games;--
    EZVIK
        21
    EZVIK  
       2021-03-19 12:21:48 +08:00
    HAPPY = "FUN GAME"
    WORD = "us"
    WE = MAKE(WORD, HAPPY)
    EZVIK
        22
    EZVIK  
       2021-03-19 12:22:30 +08:00
    @EZVIK

    HAPPY = "FUN GAME"
    WORLD = "us"
    WE = MAKE(WORLD, HAPPY)
    smilenceX
        23
    smilenceX  
       2021-03-19 12:28:43 +08:00
    while(true)
    {
    world.Happy();
    }

    个人感觉,写法高级这个要求,容易变成程序员的自嗨,外行根本不知道写的是什么
    levelworm
        24
    levelworm  
       2021-03-19 12:32:12 +08:00 via Android
    不是代码,但是既然是游戏公司,那么可以考虑

    You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
    ShinichiYao
        25
    ShinichiYao  
       2021-03-19 12:33:20 +08:00   ❤️ 1
    float Q_rsqrt( float number )
    {
    long i;
    float x2, y;
    const float threehalfs = 1.5F;

    x2 = number * 0.5F;
    y = number;
    i = * ( long * ) &y;
    i = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 );
    y = * ( float * ) &i;
    y = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) );

    return y;
    }
    Just1n
        26
    Just1n  
       2021-03-19 12:42:10 +08:00
    while(true)
    {
    Eat();
    Sleep();
    ChangeTheWorld();
    }
    jiangshanmeta
        27
    jiangshanmeta  
       2021-03-19 12:56:48 +08:00   ❤️ 1
    // TODO
    xiaochong0302
        28
    xiaochong0302  
       2021-03-19 12:59:21 +08:00
    go to ICU
    k9982874
        29
    k9982874  
       2021-03-19 13:01:29 +08:00
    充钱就会变强,没钱玩 NMB
    rodrick
        30
    rodrick  
       2021-03-19 13:04:56 +08:00
    @TomatoYuyuko 这个好!
    godgc
        31
    godgc  
       2021-03-19 13:27:43 +08:00
    throw unlimited happiness 🐶
    wolfie
        32
    wolfie  
       2021-03-19 13:27:43 +08:00
    eat sleep code (表情包看到的)
    demen
        33
    demen  
       2021-03-19 13:33:11 +08:00
    0 error,0 warning
    这个看着就神清气爽
    emSaVya
        34
    emSaVya  
       2021-03-19 13:35:02 +08:00
    cache(cash) rules everything around me
    wolfan
        35
    wolfan  
       2021-03-19 13:37:08 +08:00 via Android
    [...]

    (..)
    akakidz
        36
    akakidz  
       2021-03-19 13:41:14 +08:00
    import programmer from 公司名
    work == life // true


    暗示公司 work life balance
    blackboom
        37
    blackboom  
       2021-03-19 13:45:57 +08:00
    TheWorld.happy++
    hsuvee
        38
    hsuvee  
       2021-03-19 13:47:14 +08:00
    while(alive) {
    eat();
    sleep();
    code();
    repeat();
    }
    caroline1022
        39
    caroline1022  
       2021-03-19 13:50:02 +08:00
    代码片段:

    }
    }
    }
    }
    }
    redford42
        40
    redford42  
       2021-03-19 13:54:27 +08:00
    show me the game
    blender2017
        41
    blender2017  
       2021-03-19 13:55:21 +08:00 via Android
    cd ~
    ruoxie
        42
    ruoxie  
       2021-03-19 13:56:34 +08:00
    /*
    * _oo0oo_
    * o8888888o
    * 88" . "88
    * (| -_- |)
    * 0\ = /0
    * ___/`---'\___
    * .' \\| |// '.
    * / \\||| : |||// \
    * / _||||| -:- |||||- \
    * | | \\\ - /// | |
    * | \_| ''\---/'' |_/ |
    * \ .-\__ '-' ___/-. /
    * ___'. .' /--.--\ `. .'___
    * ."" '< `.___\_<|>_/___.' >' "".
    * | | : `- \`.;`\ _ /`;.`/ - ` : | |
    * \ \ `_. \_ __\ /__ _/ .-` / /
    * =====`-.____`.___ \_____/___.-`___.-'=====
    * `=---='
    *
    *
    * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    *
    * 佛祖保佑 永不宕机 永无 BUG
    */
    wuzhanggui
        43
    wuzhanggui  
       2021-03-19 13:57:11 +08:00
    money ++
    ruoxie
        44
    ruoxie  
       2021-03-19 14:00:28 +08:00   ❤️ 3
    /*
    *
    * ┏┓   ┏┓
    * ┏┛┻━━━┛┻┓
    * ┃       ┃
    * ┃   ━   ┃
    * ┃ >   < ┃
    * ┃       ┃
    * ┃... ⌒ ... ┃
    * ┃       ┃
    * ┗━┓   ┏━┛
    * ┃   ┃ 
    * ┃   ┃
    * ┃   ┃
    * ┃   ┃ 神兽保佑
    * ┃   ┃ 代码无 bug   
    * ┃   ┃
    * ┃   ┗━━━┓
    * ┃       ┣┓
    * ┃       ┏┛
    * ┗┓┓┏━┳┓┏┛
    * ┃┫┫ ┃┫┫
    * ┗┻┛ ┗┻┛
    */
    zhongyx
        45
    zhongyx  
       2021-03-19 14:01:59 +08:00
    `rm / -rf`
    Puteulanus
        46
    Puteulanus  
       2021-03-19 14:02:21 +08:00   ❤️ 2
    git push -f master
    devcat
        47
    devcat  
       2021-03-19 14:03:45 +08:00
    print("¿")
    32
        48
    32  
       2021-03-19 14:08:41 +08:00
    fuck world (有语法错误, 英语课代表不要找我)
    0xZhangKe
        49
    0xZhangKe  
       2021-03-19 14:11:18 +08:00
    ++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]
    >++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.
    >.+++.------.--------.>+.>.

    使用 BrainFuck 打印 Hello world! 代码。
    yiqunz
        50
    yiqunz  
       2021-03-19 14:16:49 +08:00   ❤️ 1
    enjoy coding,enjoy gaming.
    qiyong
        51
    qiyong  
       2021-03-19 14:23:51 +08:00
    psvm 或者 nullpoint
    kingfalse
        52
    kingfalse  
       2021-03-19 14:27:36 +08:00 via Android
    Powered by IDEA
    SaberAlter
        53
    SaberAlter  
       2021-03-19 14:27:52 +08:00
    try {
    playGame()
    beFun()
    } catch() {
    console.log('Make The World Happy !')
    }
    amwyyyy
        54
    amwyyyy  
       2021-03-19 14:36:56 +08:00
    public interface Programmer extends Thinker {
    void design(System system);
    void model(Problem problem);
    void code(ProgrammingLanguage language);
    void debug(Defect defect);
    void refactor(Code code);
    void learn();
    void communicate();
    void think(Logic logic);
    }
    amwyyyy
        55
    amwyyyy  
       2021-03-19 14:37:01 +08:00
    public interface Husband extends Boyfriend {
    Food cook(Rice rice, Meat meat);
    Everything buy(Money money);
    Baby love(Wife wife);
    }
    GOURIDE
        56
    GOURIDE  
       2021-03-19 14:37:31 +08:00
    印上 HTML JAVASCRIPT JAVA GO PHP C++ C# PHP 等等
    luliumytime
        57
    luliumytime  
       2021-03-19 14:37:42 +08:00 via iPhone
    Vegetable
        58
    Vegetable  
       2021-03-19 14:38:46 +08:00
    const package_price = 648
    hq136234303
        59
    hq136234303  
       2021-03-19 14:40:32 +08:00
    print_r('Make The World Happy !');  

    var_dump('Make The World Happy !');  

    NSLog(@"Make The World Happy !");

    System.out.println("Make The World Happy !");  

    console.log("Make The World Happy !");  

    print("Make The World Happy !");  

    printf("Make The World Happy !");  

    cout << "Make The World Happy !" << endl;  

    Console.WriteLine("Make The World Happy !");  

    fmt.Println("Make The World Happy !");  

    Response.Write("Make The World Happy !");

    alert("Make The World Happy !")  

    echo "Make The World Happy !";
    2kCS5c0b0ITXE5k2
        60
    2kCS5c0b0ITXE5k2  
       2021-03-19 14:40:45 +08:00
    document.write(('b' + 'a' + + 'a' + 'a').toLowerCase());
    fenghengzhi
        61
    fenghengzhi  
       2021-03-19 14:41:13 +08:00
    可以考虑从公司项目第一个 commit 中找点代码出来印
    yyfbbb
        62
    yyfbbb  
       2021-03-19 14:42:40 +08:00
    new Thread(people,"活着").start
    rund11
        63
    rund11  
       2021-03-19 14:43:33 +08:00 via Android
    su who am i
    silentsee
        64
    silentsee  
       2021-03-19 14:47:13 +08:00
    def make_happy(game):
    players = game.marketing(money)
    for player in players:
    player.inapp_purchase(648)
    player.set_happy()
    return game.developer.set_happy()
    DOLLOR
        65
    DOLLOR  
       2021-03-19 14:51:04 +08:00
    真正的勇士,应该印这样的🐶

    #include <stdio.h>

    int mian() {
    int i = 0;
    while(i<100);
    {
    printf("I love you.");
    i++;
    }
    return 0;
    }
    icedwatermelon
        66
    icedwatermelon  
       2021-03-19 14:51:14 +08:00
    >> {公司名称}(World)
    >> Happy
    donlian
        67
    donlian  
       2021-03-19 15:01:09 +08:00
    const u = "the world";
    console.log(`make ${u} happy`)
    gosansam
        68
    gosansam  
       2021-03-19 15:03:35 +08:00
    Build success
    0 error, 0 warning
    echo "I'm happy. Let's Make The World Happy !"
    Godikov
        69
    Godikov  
       2021-03-19 15:04:01 +08:00
    while (sleep){
    happy++;
    money++;
    }
    shinyhero52
        70
    shinyhero52  
       2021-03-19 15:05:23 +08:00   ❤️ 6
    //选自顾城《门前》
    while (grass.BearItsSeed //草在结它的种籽
    && wind.ShakeItsLeaves()) { //风在摇它的葉子
    we.StandingUp()
    we.Silent() //我们站着,不说话
    everything.Fine() //就十分美好
    }
    Lemeng
        71
    Lemeng  
       2021-03-19 15:06:24 +08:00
    代码,还是象征代码。我觉得黑客帝国那个 0101 就不错,不过要美工弄好看就行
    Flymachine
        72
    Flymachine  
       2021-03-19 15:10:41 +08:00
    <a href="javascript: alert("清除成功!")" >清空缓存</a>
    qdpoboy
        73
    qdpoboy  
       2021-03-19 15:10:57 +08:00
    if(confirm('Love game?')){
    alert(Make The World Happy !'');
    }
    funnyjade
        74
    funnyjade  
       2021-03-19 15:12:06 +08:00
    public List<IssueStatistics> getIssueStatistics() {
    return issueStatistics == null ? null : issueStatistics;
    }
    BigWhitePear
        75
    BigWhitePear  
       2021-03-19 15:12:17 +08:00
    Hello Word +1
    wusheng0
        76
    wusheng0  
       2021-03-19 15:14:20 +08:00 via Android
    import { Happy } from 'the-world'
    import { Again } from 'donald-trump'

    Happy.use(Again)
    Cloutain
        77
    Cloutain  
       2021-03-19 15:16:10 +08:00
    经典的

    .code

    JMP ESP
    konnnnn
        78
    konnnnn  
       2021-03-19 15:17:28 +08:00
    正面:Build 100%
    反面:(绿色,对应黑色底色)二进制 字云 (公司名,游戏名)
    即黑客帝国代码流组成的字
    (黑客帝国里面用的是日文)
    DreamCMS
        79
    DreamCMS  
       2021-03-19 15:18:05 +08:00
    没有对象
    WANG592154873
        80
    WANG592154873  
       2021-03-19 15:18:42 +08:00 via Android
    前边伪代码,后边找一种语言封装实现就好了
    yoshiyuki
        81
    yoshiyuki  
       2021-03-19 15:18:58 +08:00
    func sort(array) {
    for _, number := range array {
    go func(n int) {
    time.Sleep(time.Duration(n) * time.Millisecond)
    log.Print(number)
    }(number)
    }
    }
    WANG592154873
        82
    WANG592154873  
       2021-03-19 15:19:25 +08:00 via Android
    或者是前边注释后背实现,前后都是代码不好看
    syfless
        83
    syfless  
       2021-03-19 15:21:00 +08:00
    ```
    if( you want to be happy ){
    be;
    }
    ```
    cocoCookie
        84
    cocoCookie  
       2021-03-19 15:26:02 +08:00
    select * from girls where age between 18 and 24 and boyfriend is null
    superrichman
        85
    superrichman  
       2021-03-19 15:26:15 +08:00 via iPhone
    🐶
    正面烫烫烫

    #include<stdio.h>
    int main()
    {
    char a[5];
    a[0] = 'a';
    printf("%s\n",a);
    return 0;
    }

    反面锟斤拷

    #include<stdio.h>
    int main()
    {
    char *a = "\xef\xbf\xbd\xef\xbf\xbd";
    printf("%s\n", a);
    return 0;
    }
    foreverstandbyu
        86
    foreverstandbyu  
       2021-03-19 15:26:27 +08:00
    rf -m
    amon
        87
    amon  
       2021-03-19 15:27:59 +08:00
    work.harder();
    money.plus();
    peter520
        88
    peter520  
       2021-03-19 15:30:35 +08:00
    console.log(2222233333333);
    afirefish
        89
    afirefish  
       2021-03-19 15:31:31 +08:00
    var val = ('b' + 'a' + + 'a' + 'a').toLowerCase();
    document.write(val);
    fruitzerg
        90
    fruitzerg  
       2021-03-19 15:33:04 +08:00
    正面:echo Make The World Happy !
    背面:while(play game){
    always happy !
    }
    brust
        91
    brust  
       2021-03-19 15:34:25 +08:00
    #rust
    fn main(){
    println!("Make The World Happy !")
    }
    lee5896
        92
    lee5896  
       2021-03-19 15:35:54 +08:00
    #include <stdio.h>
    int main()
    {
    printf("Make The World Happy!");
    return 0;
    }
    ElCorazon
        93
    ElCorazon  
       2021-03-19 15:36:48 +08:00
    404 NOT FOUND
    daijialong
        94
    daijialong  
       2021-03-19 15:38:44 +08:00
    $996 ?$996 : $007
    mlhadoop
        95
    mlhadoop  
       2021-03-19 15:40:52 +08:00
    烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫
    mayuko2012
        96
    mayuko2012  
       2021-03-19 15:42:46 +08:00
    #00000 (如果是黑色 T 的话)
    aydd2004
        97
    aydd2004  
       2021-03-19 15:43:14 +08:00
    HELL,NO!
    v2han
        98
    v2han  
       2021-03-19 15:43:21 +08:00 via iPhone
    alert(‘Make the world happy’)
    whatsbug
        99
    whatsbug  
       2021-03-19 15:43:38 +08:00
    public List<IssueStatistics> getIssueStatistics() {
    return issueStatistics == null ? null : issueStatistics;
    }
    tankren
        100
    tankren  
       2021-03-19 15:45:09 +08:00
    Hello World
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