晒出你最蠢的一段代码，送 Cherry 鼠标垫

[xiaobetty]

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现在，只要你是北京的程序员，
在评论处写下你最蠢的一段代码，
戳这里填写收件信息
就可以领取100offer定制Cherry鼠标垫一枚！
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[jackielin]

javascript:

if(!(variables === true)) {
// balabalabala.....
}

[southwolf]

·rm -rf /· 这种算么

[liujiantao]

<?php
echo 'Hello World!';
?>

[wangfeng3769]

chmod * -R

[ooh]

呵呵

[wangfeng3769]

chmod 777 * -R

[xcnick]

找出数组中的最大值：

for(value: valueArray) {
if(value > maxValue) {
value = maxValue;
}
}

[wj5868386]

Hello world

[waynehuge]

c

foo(void)
{
unsigned char i;
for(i=0; i<300; i++)
{
//do something
}
}

[ipeony]

if((str!=null)?true:false){
//do something...
}

[fashioncj]

if(flag=true){
//do something
}
else{
//do something
}

[sonaive]

@Override
public void onBackPressed() {
Intent intent = new Intent(SearchActivity.this, PostersActivity.class);
startActivity(intent);
finish();
}
被Fragment的生命周期折磨的。

[Hashell]

sudo kill -INT 1

[xiaolang]

”Hello word“注意是”word“ - -！

[hengz]

用System.out.print打异常。。。

[zcljy]

if(i==0){
}else if.....

[cnhongwei]

以前看到一个同事用java写的取前10条数据库记录的代码，惊为天人，伪代码如下：
...
ps = conn.prepareStatement( "select * from table" );
rs = ps.executeQuery();
int count = 0;
while ( rs.next() ) {
count ++;
}

if (count > 10) then {
count = 10;
}

ps = conn.prepareStatement( "select * from table" );
rs = ps.executeQuery();
for (int i = 0; i < count; i++) {
row = rs.next();
//do something......
}
......

从此对java代码的冗长有了深深的恶意。

[laoona]

requirejs

require(["jqurey"], function($) {
console.log($);
});

[hakulamatata]

rm -rf *

这段无敌，我不在北京可以领个玩玩么？

[subpo]

javascript

if ( a == nuII ){ //要仔细看...
xxx
}

[yaxin]

@southwolf 你这还不算蠢，这个才叫蠢，rm -rf / usr/local/nginx/conf/nginx.conf

[AciVang]

delete from table
灾难从此开始.....

[chrisstyle]

//神逻辑 服务器如果没传isApply,isApply默认为1;
NSInteger isApply = [WDUtils numberFromObject:[dic objectForKey:@"isapply"]].integerValue;
if (isApply == 0) {
isApply = kActivityCancelApply;
}
activityEntity.isapply = @(isApply);

以上是项目真实代码。。

[mthli]

++i++i+i++

[tntasdf]

```
// js - 找出数组中的最大值
var a=[1,45,78,654,3,6,311];
var t=a[0];

if(t<a[1]) {
t=a[1];
}

if(t<a[2]) {
t=a[2];
}

if(t<a[3]) {
t=a[3];
}

if(t<a[4]) {
t=a[4];
}

if(t<a[5]) {
t=a[5];
}

if(t<a[6]) {
t=a[6];
}

// .... 不能要求更多...

console.log(t);

```

[hitmanx]

@yaxin 哈哈，我也想写这个哏来着。。

[mthli]

@mthli
写错了...
++i+++i+i++

[randyzhao]

蠢出新天地.


$query = "select * from table where name <> "" and hits > 20";


填完收件信息才发现只限北京, 哭哭

[kkhaike]

要北京才行啊！

[clippit]

if ($foo = true) {
//...
} else {
//...
}
其实就是个低级错误……

[lepig]

```php
if ($val = true) {
//dosomething
} else {
//dosomething
}

```

[frye]

if (!preg_match('#(?:[a-zA-Z]{1,3}\s*[^\x00-\xff]{0,5})?\s*(?:\s*[(（].+[)）]?\s*)?\|?[a-zA-Z0-9]{3,11}$#u',$title, $foot) && $footer === false) {
return $default;
}

[abscon]

@jackielin
@fashioncj

列出来的是错的平方，因为 ==true 根本就不应该出现在if语句中

[aec4d]

def foo(number):
for x in range(2, number):
if not number % x:
return False
if number > 2:
return True


def bar(number):
return filter(foo, range(1, number))


print(list(bar(20000)))
大概是这样子的

[orvice]

if(a=b)

[SCaffrey]

1.
alias cd='rm-rf'
玩过后忘了删= =
2.
#define public private
#define false true
在小伙伴的代码里加的……%
然后= =
3.
for(;;)fork();
想卡OJ来着……
结果把学校的机器玩坏了
4.
readln;
第一次参加OI的时候
这句话TMD忘了删……%%%
以后再也不敢了QAQ

[fullpowers]

if age＞18
print('i have a girlfriend.')

[ddugujiujian]

为了看妹子，特意穿越了5条大街，在门口徘徊了15分钟才见到哦。不虚此行，不要被LZ头像迷惑哦。哈哈，

[delavior]

拿while当if用
while(flag) {
//do something(一条语句)
}

[hanwujibaby]

rm -rf /
其实本来想要清掉的是rm -rf /tmp

[breakeryang]

sudo rm *

[rayzworld]

魔法数字 if (indexPath.section == 0)

[qyz0123321]

if(iHasSend = 1) {
sendPakcet()
}else{
sendAnotherPacket()
}

这个问题找了两天找到，简直丑陋

[freelee]

本来只想写删除target目录的，结果手残。。
rm -rf * target/*

[huayaoyue6]

rm -rf /

[coolicer]

尼玛，突然想不到了，有了...
try(

)catch{

}

[qinxg]

update action set name='2'
--where id=1

[coolicer]

- - 北京程序员，呵呵。

[RaymondYip]

setTimeout('String', 750);

[leavic]

if(is_master=True)
{
...........
}

[DendimoN]

最蠢么。。int i; i=0.5;

[mikej]

// 活动结束之后记得删掉下面的代码

[finab]

送不出去嘛？？上次的我参加了也没送呀。。。😢

[fengyqf]

楼主壕！支持！
只是这头像，看着略不舒服。。。

[endoffight]

update和delete没有where

if a=b

for 循环条件永远达不到

[youfu]

觉得自己写的代码都很腻害！并没有最蠢一说啊！！！！——by 一个毕业后几年都没写过代码的人

[yoggsaron]

- (void)initArray {
priceDataInfo1 = [NSMutableArray array];
priceDataInfo2 = [NSMutableArray array];
priceDataInfo3 = [NSMutableArray array];
priceDataInfo4 = [NSMutableArray array];
priceDataInfo5 = [NSMutableArray array];
priceDataInfo6 = [NSMutableArray array];
priceDataInfo7 = [NSMutableArray array];
priceDataInfo8 = [NSMutableArray array];
priceDataInfo9 = [NSMutableArray array];
priceDataInfo10 = [NSMutableArray array];
priceDataInfo11 = [NSMutableArray array];
priceDataInfo12 = [NSMutableArray array];
priceDataInfo13 = [NSMutableArray array];

[priceDataInfo1 addObject:@"示例"];
[priceDataInfo2 addObject:@"示例"];
[priceDataInfo3 addObject:@"示例"];
[priceDataInfo4 addObject:@"示例"];
[priceDataInfo5 addObject:@"示例"];
[priceDataInfo6 addObject:@"示例"];
[priceDataInfo7 addObject:@"示例"];
[priceDataInfo8 addObject:@"示例"];
[priceDataInfo9 addObject:@"示例"];
[priceDataInfo10 addObject:@"示例"];
[priceDataInfo11 addObject:@"示例"];
[priceDataInfo12 addObject:@"示例"];
[priceDataInfo13 addObject:@"示例"];
}
为一个表格的网格复制，每一个数组代表一行的数据，由于使用的第三方库，它就是这么设定的。。。而我从服务器拿到的数据是每一列的数据，而且每一行每一列数据都不一样，请告诉我怎么办～

[Jabin]

#define p print

p("Hello World")

[arslion]

%{isFirst = !isFirst && false}%

◡ ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ ┻━┻
我写了个什么玩意

[Andrewliu]

int i = 0;
for(i = 0; i < length; i++);
handle(i);

刚学编程的时候, 多写了一个分号, 当时的编译器查不出来错误, 自己肉眼Debug一天,

从那以后, 我告诉自己如果再写C++不加大括号我就是傻×

[scorpius]

if a==something
return true
else
return false

[chengzhoukun]

受C影响写Python就写出了这样的代码：
counts[s[i] - 'a']++
counts[t[i] - 'a']--

[wolfan]

ls

[binyuJ]

当年第一次学习c语言的时候，按照书上的例子写（抄）代码，就是把书上的代码写一遍再编译运行看看，我连注释都原样抄上去了。

[xiaobetty]

@finab 周日给你发邮件了呀，鼠标垫也寄出了哦~

[vagasnail]

rm -rf /

[nellace]

#define TRUE FALSE后面基本就是各种思路转不过来了。。。。。

[holmesabc]

不是北京的...

[imlonghao]

@mthli 你是谭浩强的吧.........

[Livid]

V2EX 应该尽快支持回复里的 Markdown 了。

[wfxiong1990]

if(date + 3 == markettradedate) 。。。 这里的date和tradedate都是int值保存的，如果date是7月31号并且是交易日的话,if 条件就进不去，嗯，每个月末并且是周五的情况下爆发一次

[Sarielwind]

纯参与
刚干abap兼hrdb时候 脑子一热图省事写了这么一句东西

delete from dbname where xxx=xxx or xxx=xxx

于是整个厂几千人的kq信息全当了
花了半天做恢复....

[hhh]

for(i=0;i<length;i++); {
//不小心敲了个；碰巧这里没有用到i，编译器没报错
}

坐标不在北京，鼠标垫就算了。

[braineo]

hell wold...

[Nicksxs]

if( ){
//balabala..
}else(true){
// do something
}

坐标不在北京~~~还是想要鼠标垫

[caserest]

if的时候总是把==写成=

[anyexxx]

判断漏加!符号
for()
{
struct *pInfo = Get();
if(pInfo)continue;
//pInfo处理
}

[woshixiaomao]

for (int i =0; i<100; i++);
{
count << i <<endl;
}

[MarioLuisGarcia]

print "I win a cherry mouse pad"

[huson]

i = 1
while i:
xxxxxxxxxxx

[fritx]

$login.off('submit').on('submit', function(ev) {
fsmUser.setState('offline');
var $form = $(this), data = $form.getFormData();
$btn_login.xToggleLoading('登录中...');
ev.preventDefault();

client.get('/', {}, {}, function() {
client.get('/createsession_a.asp', {}, {}, function() {
client.get('/createsession_b.asp', {}, {}, function() {
client.get('/rndnum.asp', {}, {}, function() {
client.cookie['LogonNumber'] = '';
client.post('/logon.asp', data, {
'Referer': 'http://jwc.wyu.edu.cn/student/body.htm'
}, function(err, res, body){
var success = /welcome/.test(body);
if (success) {
$btn_login.xToggleLoading('资料解析中...');
// 加载资料
var toLoad = [{
name: 'profile',
url: '/f1.asp'
}, {
name: 'courses',
url: '/f3.asp'
}, {
name: 'scores',
url: '/f4_myscore11.asp'
}], numLoaded = 0;
_.each(toLoad, function(val) {
client.get(val.url, {}, {
'Referer': 'http://jwc.wyu.edu.cn/student/menu.asp'
}, function(err, res, body) {
try {
global[val.name] = parsers[val.name](body);
console.log('got '+ val.name);

numLoaded ++;
if (numLoaded === toLoad.length) {
fsmUser.setState('online');
}
} catch (err) {
alert('资料加载失败');
$btn_login.xToggleLoading(false);
}
});
});
} else {
alert('登录信息错误');
$btn_login.xToggleLoading(false);
}
});
});
});
});
});
return false;
});

抓校园网的一段登录 javascript回调地狱
出处：以前的项目 https://github.com/h5lium/xstu/blob/master/pages%2Flogin.html

[luzjoy]

var goodsId = $("#GoodsStart").val();
var depotId = $("DepotId").val();
Search(startPaperTime, endPaperTime, stockOtherInType, storeId, departmentId, salesmanId, goodsId, depotId);

找错找了很久，

[riverphoenix]

rm -rf /

[BraveRBT]

from BaseHTTPServer import *
import urllib2
import random
class MyHTTPHandler(BaseHTTPRequestHandler):
def do_GET(self):
path=self.path
path=path[path.find('id=')+3:] #这段下标从第四位开始 不过有意义么？
#proxy_support = urllib2.ProxyHandler({"http":"http://127.0.0.1:8087"}) 现在没有使用GAE 所以不需要 想用一下http的代理
proxy_list = ["39.178.145.101:8123","183.219.248.18:8123"] #然而他们都用不了 好像....
proxy_support = urllib2.ProxyHandler({"http":random.choice(proxy_list)}) #所以这段代码并没有什么用....
#proxy_support = urllib2.ProxyHandler()
opener = urllib2.build_opener(proxy_support)
urllib2.install_opener(opener)

[Felldeadbird]

$a = 0;
...大概很多行后

$result = $a/$b;
if($result > 0){

}else{
//为什么总是跑到else? 明明不应该。为什么$a是0的？ 找了好久，原来上面不知道谁定义了 0....
}

[loolac]

if True:
... ...
... ...
else:
... ...
... ...

[megabits]

楼上都不用跟我比了http://yunpan.cn/cdjTQaVyLZh8k （提取码：136d） 各种case外加VB写的和存360云盘，谁能比这段更蠢

[FXY]

End

[ccbikai]

var sql = mysql.format('select count(1) as count,\'t1\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline > ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic01\' union select count(1) as count,\'t2\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline > ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic02\' union select count(1) as count,\'t3\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline > ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic03\' union select count(1) as count,\'t3\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline > ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic04\' ', [getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400]);
sql += mysql.format(' union select count(1) as count,\'t4\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline < ? and lastonline > ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic01\' union select count(1) as count,\'t5\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline < ? and lastonline > ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic02\' union select count(1) as count,\'t6\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline < ? and lastonline > ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic03\' union select count(1) as count,\'t6\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline < ? and lastonline > ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic04\' ', [getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 86400 * 7, getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 86400 * 7, getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 86400 * 7, getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 86400 * 7]);

sql += mysql.format(' union select count(1) as count,\'t7\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline < ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic01\' union select count(1) as count,\'t8\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline < ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic02\' union select count(1) as count,\'t9\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline < ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic03\' union select count(1) as count,\'t9\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline < ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic04\'', [getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400 * 7, getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400 * 7, getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400 * 7, getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400 * 7]);

sql += mysql.format(' union select count(1) as count,\'t10\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and updatedat < ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic01\' union select count(1) as count,\'t11\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and updatedat < ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic02\' union select count(1) as count,\'t12\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and updatedat < ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic03\' union select count(1) as count,\'t12\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and updatedat < ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic04\'', [getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 3600, getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 3600, getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 3600, getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 3600]);

[ccccccc]

alias cd=rm -rf

[megabits]

@megabits 这是我小学时候写的哈

[jedyu]

for (i = 0; i < n; i++);
{
//balabala
}

[johnhsm2333]

var a = $('.xxx').parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent();

[slayerdoomsday]

if($flag == true) return false;

[helloworld1949]

if(){
}
if(){
}
if(){
}
if(){
}
if(){
}
... ...
if(){
}
if(){
}

[codeyung]

for( i = 0 ； i > 100 ; i++ ){
int count = 0 ;
//do something
count++;
}

初学变成时候犯的sb = =已发

[yjgoo]

function(){
succ(function(){
succ(function(){
....function(){
dosmthing();
}
})
})
}

[owlsec]

printf("helloworld")；<----中文的分号！！！！！

[wbsdty331]

Visual Basic 6下面，比较大小
If a > b then
Print "A<B"
else
Print "A>B"
End If
当时写一个比较大小的东西，执行起来怎么也不对劲，后来一看才是....

[kemikemian]

if($a == null){
//balabala
}